I need a name for dumb users, something meaningful yet discrete, but it also must be catchy.  Something that is the essence of just how dumb people can be.  As you may or may not be able to tell, I'm slightly peeved as I had an entire day of dealing with shear stupidity from people who should not go near a computer.  I won't bore you with all the details, but honestly, when a message or warning or error pops up on your screen...READ IT!  They don't put the messages there for the computer, they are there for you!