Dear blog authors,
    As a long time faithful reader of your blog(s) I am whole heartedly dissapointed that you have failed to post in recent days (and weeks for some of you slackers).  If your posting behavior doesn't change, I'll be left with no other choice then to seek alternative means of entertainment and may actually resort to contacting you directly to find out how things are going in your life.  I'm sorry to take such drastic measures, but these are trying times and I feel this issue is important enough to discuss with you directly. 

Thank you,
Management