It is with great shame that I post this...

    Last night, in fierce competition, Steve H. was overtaken by the acclaimed Hector G. 3 games to none in some of the best raquetball this reporter has seen in a while.  Although two of the three games were right down to the final points, Steve could just not muster up a win.  Amidst the cheers of an unruly crowd, Hector finished Steve off in the third round in a first to seven match that was deadlocked 6-6 through several serves.  When asked for comment, Hector was too busy generating the excited crowd sound effects and so had none.  Steve was also unavailable for comment as we have learned that he ran off to a cave, tail between his legs, to lick his wounds.  The only sound that could be heard was "Thursday"; this presumably is referring to a rematch to be played at the Carmichle gymnasium live this Thursday night. 

    Happy fucker?