That's right..I said it..the "C" word.  Why you ask...because I celebrate Christmas and since chances are I don't know what holiday you celebrate, you're getting a Merry Christmas from me.  I'm tired of explaining to people, who I've apparently just offended, that I would not be offended if they were Jewish and wished me Happy Hanukkah, not in the least.  Same goes for Kwanzaa...I'll reserve my thoughts on that "occasion" since it is the holidays after all.  Anyway, If I say Merry Christmas and you get offended, screw you!  I'm tired of explaining so I just won't anymore..but that won't stop me from saying Merry Christmas, it will however prompt a "Tough Shit" retort. 

Anywho...Joni is getting fairly regular contractions (Braxton-Hicks) but they're not close enough to be of concern yet.  I'm just hoping the little guy holds off until the new year.  I don't know anyone that has a birthday around Christmas that doesn't complain about how screwed they got their entire life.  I don't want to be the father of a mentally unstable Christmas baby...if you've seen parenthood you know what I'm talking about...the sniper in the bell tower scene, Bill knows what I'm talking about! 

So I'm getting out of work early today...in 25 minutes to be exact...I really should just leave now, but I plan on doing that next week so I'll save the time off.  This week has been hectic but I still managed to bank several hours of comp time AND work on Christmas presents.  Only a few people left and we plan on getting them taken care of today.  Alright, enough out of me...Merry Christmas!