What a great state I live in...how dumb is yours?

• Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them. However, paying taxes on these items does not make them legal.
• A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.
• Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
• Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.
• Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.
• No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
• It's against the law to sing off key.
• Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
• While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
• If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
• All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
• It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
• Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
• A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
• The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine