This post is for anyone really, but Jamie is the one I put the most faith in on this one!  I watched a movie about 12 years ago, maybe more, and for the life of me I can't remember the title, or much about it, but I wanted to watch it again, because as I remember; it was a good (albeit retarded) movie! 

    The movie was basically about these chinese kids who were like ninjas or something.  It is NOT three ninjas, this is a much older movie.  I remember two scenes from it, if that will jog anyone's memory.  The first scene is the parents of these children are practicing "martial arts" in the back yard by fighting on a grid of empty upright soda cans.  Jumping from can to can trying to knock the other one off. 
    The second scene is when the ninja's are registering for school they have to have physicals in the nurses office.  The more "overweight" of the three gets on the scale and weighs too much so he does some sort of "ninja" trick where he sucks in air or maybe lets it out, but regardless becomes like 20 lbs lighter. 

    That's all I got, but I am sure somewhere in my fanbase somebody has seen that movie and perhaps even remembers the title, which would be completely kick ass!  Feel free to IM, email, snailmail, telegraph, morsecode, or smoke signal me the title!!!! (No pressure here flatty, but this has plagued me off and on for about 10 years now!)